"HOE SHUT THE FUCK UP"
I think this just made my life
This Demi Lovato?
This is PRICELESS.
im just thinking about how many people she passed in the car having no idea demi fucking lovato just passed them
My favourite Christmas carol is silent night because of the line “holy infant, so tender and mild” because I like to imagine the baby Jesus as a chicken wing
I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.
I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday.
even jesus pooped